It’s meat on a stick! How could this NOT be great?!
— Random Guy wearing jorts
I had no idea what yakitori is.. in fact I still don’t really understand it, but the chef is smiling and yelling in Japanese a lot so whatever makes him happy I guess. I just wish he wouldn’t curse so much and maybe call once and a while
— The chef's mother
This guy has no idea what he’s doing.
— The peanut gallery
焼き鳥が大好きです。それはハンバーガーよりはるかに美味しいです

お疲れさん!私は最悪です!
— Donald Trump